Night with Ed Sheeran
- [Approachs girl at party]
- Ed: ...I hate wasps too.
- [Girl starts dancing]
- Ed: I don’t really dance, so I’ll just watch you
- [Few hours later]
- Ed: Are you taking me back tonight? Tell me if that’s alright
- [Goes to girl's place]
- Ed: I don’t wanna be here, I’m not the sofa type
- [Knocks on girl's bedroom door]
- Ed: Tell me if you have a toothbrush you don’t mind sharing
- Girl: I wanna take off what you’re wearing.
- Ed:
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- Ed: Well aren't you being a bit blunt.