the signs + book probs
- Aries: suffers from crippling fear and uncertainty while holding the last book in a series
- Taurus: is greeted by name in local library
- Gemini: hyperventilates at author signings
- Cancer: gets in trouble for reading at an inappropriate place/time
- Leo: takes crappy phone pics of books while trying to pass as quality
- Virgo: uses one quote for every edit, graphic, review, etc
- Libra: has mental conversations with fav characters
- Scorpio: obsessively stalks authors on social media
- Sagittarius: makes ten million book countdowns on phone
- Capricorn: has no money come November bc eveRY DAMN BOOK COMES OUT IN OCTOBER
- Aquarius: can't listen to any song ever without associating it with a fictional situation/character
- Pisces: somehow destroys every borrowed book
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