the signs as the "like me" parts of gasoline

• aries: bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me
• taurus: lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me
• gemini: just to pour that motherf*cker down the drain like me
• cancer: been in pain like me
• leo: saying that you shouldn't waste your pretty face like me
• virgo: pointing fingers cause you'll never take the blame like me
• libra: do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me
• scorpio: would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me
• sagittarius: do people whisper 'bout you on the train like me
• capricorn: do you call yourself a f*cking hurricane like me
• aquarius: are you insane like me
• pisces: are you high enough without the mary jane like me